People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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