who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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