haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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