im having a threesome with these popsicles
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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