He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Randomize