We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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