Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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