I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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