my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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