I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize