I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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