Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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