I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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