I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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