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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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