you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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