Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need to stop coming to work sober
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
