It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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