I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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