1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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