we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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