does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
