i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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