I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
