okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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