nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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