Yo dont text me then not text me
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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