I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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