i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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