Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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