dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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