gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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