hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nicole vs. Life
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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