I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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