When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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