I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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