good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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