i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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