We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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