so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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