Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
