love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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