I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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