Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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