is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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