but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??