Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?