halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER