how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
vagina is talking i cant
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just ate a handful of salt
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