as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
porn star boner night. come get it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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