Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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