She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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