How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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