he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
