Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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