Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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