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(816): View more from Missouri

I hate your face

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(740): View more from Ohio

We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

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(913): View more from Kansas

the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.

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(214): View more from Texas

I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.

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(818): View more from California

They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.

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